Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
Just pure sass on Gabriel’s part, ngl.
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
Just this once everybody lives and all is well
BUT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?
NO ONE. DIED.
2.47 BILLION CHILDREN, AND THE REST OF GALLIFREY, AND EARTH, AND 13 DOCTORS SURVIVED
except for the daleks, they died
No one important died