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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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yeahwriters:

words(on)pages is now accepting fiction, poetry, and nonfiction submissions for the first issue of our literary magazine, (parenthetical). We offer token payment for works selected for publication, plus a print copy of the magazine, which will be designed, printed, and bound by us.

The submissions deadline for the May issue of (parenthetical) is April 23—but don’t worry, if you miss it, we’re happy to consider your work for our next issue in July. Check out www.wordsonpagespress.com/submit for more details about what and how to submit. 

yeahwriters:

words(on)pages is now accepting fiction, poetry, and nonfiction submissions for the first issue of our literary magazine, (parenthetical). We offer token payment for works selected for publication, plus a print copy of the magazine, which will be designed, printed, and bound by us.

The submissions deadline for the May issue of (parenthetical) is April 23—but don’t worry, if you miss it, we’re happy to consider your work for our next issue in July. Check out www.wordsonpagespress.com/submit for more details about what and how to submit. 

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kevinless:

for Lent, I’m giving up

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gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

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bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

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bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

(Source: realgrumpycat)